"Ladies and gentleman, welcome to Wrestling City Mayhem!"

"It's Good Guys vs. Bad Guyz tonight, JR!"

"That's right, Mel! They are fighting for control over the Fed!"

"Check out the awesome squared circle, ready for the First Match!"

It's the amazing Mole Man (just like the Mexican plate)!

"He discovered his love of wrestling while cooking in Tijuana!"

He is a definite favorite here! Ready to brawl for the Good Cause!

"Good thing he changed his apron for the tights!"

Mole Man is ready for battle, a proud Mexican Warrior!

He greets JR and Mel, always a gentleman!

That loud music! His opponent is already here!

The angriest man in wrestling! Chris Angry, aka, Angry Man!

These guys have been fighting for months and tonight they settle it!

Angry Man has added a dangerous stipulation for this match!

If Mole Man loses, he must become his tag team partner!

Angry Man wants to draw him to the dark side, what a meanie!

Mole Man must win or the Good Guys will be in troubled waters...

Angry Man flexing his angry muscles all the way to the ring.

Our beloved ref, Mr. Hebner is already here!

"Get in the ring, vato loco..."

These guys are ready to rip each other's heads off!

"Let's get it on!"

Angry Man clobbering Mole Man hard!

Vicious closed fist punches!

Smashing the man against the turnbuckles!

More and more punches! Fight back, man!

The warriors stumble to the ring mat. Ground and pound time!

Mole Man gets some kicks in!

He has the upper hand now!

He's going to flip him over! Locked and loaded!

"What an amazing move set!"

Angry Man is topsy turvy!

Go for the pin! 1... 2...!

ROPE BREAK!

Mole Man drags him away from the ropes.

He's locking in a submission hold!

Angry Man reacts, powerful kick!

Whoa! Flying dropkick!

Mole Man sails over the top rope!

"He crashed and burned, JR!"

Ref Hebner making sure he is okay to continue...

"Get the man in the ring!"

Mole Man seems to be knocked silly by that bump...

1... 2... 3! It's over!

"Angry Man has pinned Mole Man! Unexpected!"

The Bad Guyz have the first win of the night!

Mole Man can't believe it!

He is going to have to turn Bad Guy now!

"Bad Guyz = 1 - Good Guys = 0"